Deconstruction of the Nametag or Ode to Brad

So I went to the grocery store the other day and it was the usually friendly smile in every aisle. Well, I go to check out and there is this kid wearing a name tag made of toilet paper... Love it.

Three hypothesis:
1. Deconstruction of name tag. He is trying to tear down the very foundation of the grocery store he works for by not claiming it overtly and therefore creating a new name tag out of trash.

2. He believes his job is shit and therefore has built his name tag to represent appropriately.

3. He left it at home.

Sadly, he was not damning the man and he said, "I left it at home." Another employee, older, didn't seem to understand my project and thought I was secret corporate and going to send in the evidence. The kid, Brad, smiled, but appeared confused about the whole blog situation and therefore oblivious to the awesomeness that was about to occur. I didn't use his face to protect his cherished identity and so he could stay in bucks to keep buying beer from his 21 year old neighbor or whatever kids buy these days.....silly bands....so dumb. Is it a dinosaur or an ice cream cone? We won't know till you take it off. Mystery.

thanks Brad H. Your'e Employee of the Month on FunnyHaHa