Saturday, June 22, 2013

Ambien and Oreos: Dr. Jeckyl and Mrs. Hyde



So my mom takes Ambien to get some shut eye. She is addicted to oreos. Well as some of you may already know Ambien can cause sleepwalking or the munchies. Every night around 10 PM my mom stumbles out of bed, stomps toward the kitchen in a haze and begins to snack on oreos. It's like clockwork. Mmmmm oreos. She'll just stand there pigging out on them and when you talk to her the next morning the only evidence that proves it is the crumbs, no memory whatsoever. Fascinating.

  before ambien                                                                                            after ambien

 

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Why Summer Catch should be your favorite movie.
 
1. Freddie Prinze Jr. is the best actor in the world
2. baseballs
3. Matthew Lillard yet again plays the screwy sidekick
4. It is shorter than Cloud Atlas and has a plot
5. An idiot could understand its plot
6. Jessica Biel swimsuit modeling sequence for the men
7. Plenty of eye candy for the women in nut hugging baseball uniforms
8. Crabsuit mascot
9. It's a summer movie not to be missed
10. Freddie Prinze Jr. movies always have a moral