funny strange.....USS Enterprise

Um. Yeah. So I'm all about humor. If a naval officer wants to make some funny videos for the people on his ship, fine. Do they have to include anti-gay slurs, hell no. Hello, didn't Don't Ask, Don't Tell get repealed. Beam me up Scotty, cause this dude, Capt. Owen Honors, the commanding officer of this ship needs to get his skills up to par and stop with the anti-gay sentiment. He could have some skills, but he's a damn jerk. But on a lighter note, he does exemplify his need to, oh I don't know the correct naval slang, Singapore Sling himself on a regular basis to pass the time and his does use Starship's awesome tune "We Built This City". I don't know whether to be offended or to kick him in the nads. And by the way, who named this ship? Some Trekie?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/navy-owen-honors-homophobic-videos-for-ship-wide-entertainment/

Happy Halloween or This Spud's For You!

                                   

HEADLINE: Couch Po-Take-This Gets Laid......

Welcome to Halloween and my roller derby costume. Oh yeah. Skates, tights, ripped, potatoes, and Baked Lays. Grrrrrr. Don't piss off this roller girl. She's about to give it to you spuds and all. Thank goodness for the chips.

you want some of this?

COUCH PO-TAKE-THIS

this spuds for you!

Deconstruction of the Nametag or Ode to Brad

So I went to the grocery store the other day and it was the usually friendly smile in every aisle. Well, I go to check out and there is this kid wearing a name tag made of toilet paper... Love it.

Three hypothesis:
1. Deconstruction of name tag. He is trying to tear down the very foundation of the grocery store he works for by not claiming it overtly and therefore creating a new name tag out of trash.

2. He believes his job is shit and therefore has built his name tag to represent appropriately.

3. He left it at home.

Sadly, he was not damning the man and he said, "I left it at home." Another employee, older, didn't seem to understand my project and thought I was secret corporate and going to send in the evidence. The kid, Brad, smiled, but appeared confused about the whole blog situation and therefore oblivious to the awesomeness that was about to occur. I didn't use his face to protect his cherished identity and so he could stay in bucks to keep buying beer from his 21 year old neighbor or whatever kids buy these days.....silly bands....so dumb. Is it a dinosaur or an ice cream cone? We won't know till you take it off. Mystery.

thanks Brad H. Your'e Employee of the Month on FunnyHaHa

The Thrilla from Wasilla. See, 2012 won't be so bad afterall

In the week up until the elections on November 2nd, I could do a blog post on all my favorite candidates, the nut jobs (which there are so many in this race it's like a bag of bridge mix), and all the like, but I focus to the future.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Thrilla' from Wasilla himself Levi Johnston has announced his 2012 candidacy for Wasilla, Alaska's Mayor. That's one hot seat if you ask me. Not determined to be republican or democrat yet, his platform looks to be that Fridays should be casual jean day (wink* to the name Levi), he outed former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah  Palin for leaving her seated position as Governor of Alaska for money, announced Trojan condoms are now his favorite on Bill Maher, and he's for getting that beer and a girl for every hard working man. So lets hear it for our boy. He's dropped his drawers for us, so lets drop a minute for this fine candidate.

   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsuKwRFZhRs

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/10/levi-johnston-mayor-campa_n_677569.html

Jammin It Till It's Whipped

Went to see the Quad City Rollers last night and just like Bliss in Whip It, I fell for it head over skates. More blood would have been nice, but when we started really not winning, Pink Taco went into the penalty box like she was checking off bitches left and right. Special shout out to Sugar and Slice....so Nice. Des Moines brought it, but we didn't go down without a fight. I don't have the time to dedicate to the cause, but I fully support this awesome wave of hell on wheels, but soon you will see a sneaker peak of my inner workings. Until then, enjoy the videos and blood bath that is awesome women raging on the skates.

Oh yeah, when some guy said, "Hey big girl. Blondie, I like your ass" after the game, I wanted to tear him a new asshole by first rip his soul via cruel rhetoric and then shove a pair of skates up his ass. May need some diversity training on not kicking stupid white trash to cope with my anger management!

 http://www.facebook.com/pages/QUAD-CITY-ROLLERS/166384745738

Here are some of the players in my corner.

We got Karen "What up" and "C to the B" Caciona

and the "Fabulous and Never Underrated" MKaT with can I get a "HooRaW" for Mini Me.

http://www.foxsearchlight.com/whipit/    GREAT F*CKING SOUNDTRACK. FOR ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO RAGE ON!

What is your Peanut’s Personality?

As an individual interested in psychological studies and a huge fan of the Peanuts comic, I have decided to waste an extraordinary amount of time creating a Myers-Briggs personality test to fit the Peanut’s characters. Why do this? Cause I’m a stupid blogger with a passion for the weird and bizarre. Okay, and also I was told that I am an ENFP, which is what Snoopy is according to one test that I filled out and also found out that I am just like Sandra Bullock and Will Rogers minus the fame. But hey, I am a philanthropic nitwit that is trying to save whales and advocate for the mentally ill and others marginalized individuals, so I guess I got that right.



So what is this Myers-Briggs test? Is it bullshit? No. People use personality testing all the time and I am Snoopy, so therefore intellectually superior and feel that I must share my knowledge with my small blogging world. Plus it was a good way to kill time during a break. Thank you procrastination for being my friend for so many years.

http://www.knowyourtype.com/16_types.html


If you don’t know who the Peanuts are then you are just NUTS.

So it goes like this


Attitudes – Extrovert or Introvert


Functions – Sensing or Intuitive & Thinking or Feeling


Lifestyle – Judgment or Perception


For more details, take this test at http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp super easy click buttons questions to get insight into your personality. Then, see which Peanuts character you have been assigned!


Snoopy - (the Regal Beagle himself, outgoing, smartass, but sweet too. Charlie’s dog) – ENFP


Charlie - (Charlie Brown! Sweet, pessimistic at times, but also hopeful, loves the little red headed girl) – ISTP


Lucy - (Black hair, tells it like it is, smart, Linus’ older sister, has a crush on Schroder) – ESTJ


Linus - (Carries a safety blanket around all the time, sweet, superstitious, naïve, not ready to play date Sally) – ENFJ

 Schroeder - (Intellectual, somewhat shy and often shuns Lucy’s flirtatious attempts, musical prodigy) – ISFP


Franklin - (somewhat shy, but very friendly, likes baseball, likes to have fun at parties and befriends all the Peanut’s gang) – INFP


Peppermint Patty - (Class clown, silly, not very academic and likes to goof around with Charlie Brown calling him Chuck) – ENTJ


Marcy – (Shy, Peppermint Patty’s best friend and confident/slave, likes to point out reality to Peppermint Patty when she acts weird) - ISTP


Sally – (Talkative, sweet, has a crush on Linus, Charlie Brown’s little sister, naïve, but questions reality sometimes and gets upset when fooled AKA the Great Pumpkin) - ESTP


Woodstock – (Quiet, Snoopy’s pal, hangs around gang and watches and makes intuitive insights into their world in a silent way, but remains thoughtful and smart about it) - INFP

It's Time for the Percolator

click on the youtube.com bar on right for music and click on it's time 4 da percolator. hit full screen on my video and enjoy with excellent sound!

Some Link Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idfdOpL1BQU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M44aDG1bK70&feature=related