"I'm gonna' make him an offer he can't refuse," said the scum sucking Plecostomus Kirby. He was talking to the smaller Plecostomus Hoover. They both suck, algae that is. But this time they were out for blood.
The goldfish had no idea what was coming, but it was something scarier than a horses head in the mattress. "Take it to the mattresses," Kirby and Hoover said. They were pissed. The goldfish were taking all the glory of the fish tank and the scum suckers couldn't stand it. Maybe the goldfish were overfed. Likely story. I believe a full on war broke out in the fish tank and the dirty duo took out all six goldfish like spitting out watermelon seeds. The deed was done. And now they had to go to their porcelain God to meet their maker. That was the end.
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