It's Greek To Me

So the other night I woke up at like 4:00 AM and I needed to have a ciggy after a bad nightmare.  Vern's up.  He wants to chat.  First he shows me his new bug collection that he found by the pool.  He sprayed a dragonfly, a cricket and a locust with some stuff and showed them to me proudly. Nice work dad.  Then the thing happened.  He grabbed a bottle of Windex and started to wash his hands with it.  I about died laughing. MY BIG FAT GREEK NO NO!!!! I was like, wash your hands you bat shit crazy old man and he said, "This is better.  It rinses you just right."  Oh Vern.  Renaissance Man.