UFO sighting? or was it the beer?

So me and Verno are hanging out about midnight on the patio talking some deep conversation when all of a sudden he gets all excited and points to the sky. "Look! Look!" "There's a bright light beyond the trees that isn't moving, do you see it?" Mind you we have had a couple beers at this point. I get up and I see the light and say, "Um, yeah, so?" Then Vern says, "It's not an airplane, it's just there." So I say, "Dad, your a damn pilot, can't you tell when an airplane is coming straight at you. It's not a UFO." He looks at me stumped and then looks back at the sky confused. The light still hasn't moved, but I'm having the doubts on this UFO funny business.  Then it does move and flies over our house. It's a f*cking plane and I say well aren't we a couple of fucktards.  My dad looks disappointed like he missed out on a great discovery. He resumes drinking his beer and smoking his pipe. The end.

Brownie Points

So I decided it would be funny to ding dong ditch my mom with a brownie filled diaper.  Here is the diaper

Here's the video for you to enjoy below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3GUbUC1Ya4&list=HL1342744454&feature=mh_lolz

Three Amigos

So I am of German and Irish decent.  However, nobody will find anything of that nature in our house.  I mean my parent's house.  Yes, I still live with my parents.  I'm so lame that I watch cat pooping videos on my blog; though it was hilarious.  Maybe someday I'll crack that career ladder and make $30,000 a year counseling today's young criminals. Oh dreams.  Back to reality.  So I live in what you might call a shrine to Mexico.  Mind you we are not Mexican Americans, which is fine, but my dad is obsessed ever since he saw a picture of his idol Chet Atkins posing as a troubadour in one of his album covers.  Here's a little video treat of some of the most influential men that reared me as a child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WlA3LzbeSo&list=HL1342634363&feature=mh_lolz

Poor Puddy Cats Go Viral

I think that the Mayans may be right about the end of the world.  I recently discovered that there is a Internet Cat Video Film Festival being hosted in Open Field Minneapolis on August 30th. http://www.walkerart.org/openfield/event/internet-cat-video-film-festival/ For those of you with cats, I apologize if you peek at cat videos on Youtube from time to time, but that simply means you need to update your cable package and get some HBO or something.  Kittens playing the piano.......the joys of the Internet.  I found one particular test subject on Youtube that's a little more FunnyHaHa and Funny Strange. Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugjsz6GnVqA

Magical and Mysterious

I want to thank my mom for participating in today's blog.  Check out this wonderful video about nature and miracles.  I'm sure you will find yourself amazed at the footage.  Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYKK0j8IqM&feature=plcp

It's Greek To Me

So the other night I woke up at like 4:00 AM and I needed to have a ciggy after a bad nightmare.  Vern's up.  He wants to chat.  First he shows me his new bug collection that he found by the pool.  He sprayed a dragonfly, a cricket and a locust with some stuff and showed them to me proudly. Nice work dad.  Then the thing happened.  He grabbed a bottle of Windex and started to wash his hands with it.  I about died laughing. MY BIG FAT GREEK NO NO!!!! I was like, wash your hands you bat shit crazy old man and he said, "This is better.  It rinses you just right."  Oh Vern.  Renaissance Man.