Stress does funny things to me when I am stressed out. I have really bizarre dreams and my body does amazingly cruel things to me. You don't want to know. I don't want to know.
Anyway. I had a dream last night that an ASPCA volunteer called and b*tched me out because I didn't have dog toys in my front yard and that I should walk Ellie to work to get her some exercise. I hung up the phone on her in the dream and I woke up really angry. Ellie has tons of toys and love. She does need more exercise though, but not walking all the way to Davenport. Now I feel like a bad mommie. Look at that cutie pie all dressed up in green corduroy jacket. puppy : )
I also had a dream that Paris Hilton was setting me up by placing her fancy solid gold pen in my coat pocket and telling police that I stole it from her because I told her that she should go to college and finish because she is a f*cking Hilton and acting like a dumb b*tch.
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Teen drinking is very bad. Yo I got a fake ID though.
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