no finding in lost and found
they did not make a sound
on the butt no longer bound
did they lose themselves to poo
I ask, what should we do?
they are lost forever more
did they come from an overnight score
oh black panties, we will never know
so i found this pair of mysterious black panties (ew word) outside of my workplace in the gutter. many hypotheses were made. funkadelic c came up with the best; that some woman had pooped her pants and threw them outside her window in her car. maybe not the most logical, but beats the random falling out of the purse after a shack up story - though most likely. maybe a laundry mistake. hmmmm.
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