Mr. No Social Cues Man

So I went to this bar called Purgatory's Pub for my friend's birthday and the night way going strong. Lots of dancing and laughs. T to the V was dancing her birthday booty off and the other usual suspects, Little S, Hendy, K, and KT ladyT was dancing the night away....and then there was Mr. Green shirt, mid forties who aspired to dance with one of us never minding the awkward anti-social cues. He said hi to me when I walked right by him, no eye contact, like, are are you special. Then he proceeded to try to dance with everyone. Um, hello. These boots were meant for walking, in the other way. Sorry dude. But when four women are dancing and not looking at you, that means they aren't interested. It's a crap deal, but eye contact is a pretty good guess that the ladies are interested and if it ain't there, they are creeped out. Oh the humanity of it all.

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