I LV KENO

So I'm on my way to school this morning very Breakfast Club style all Saturday morning and ick. I live by Jumer's damn casino and it has this light that prefers drivers going towards the casino and I hit it everytime I drive by. Everytime. God forbid grandma and grandpa skip their slots. So today at 8:43 AM I see this nice Lincoln driving slower than molasses and then I see the license plate. LV KENO. Look, I am a fan of the "it's five o'clock somewhere" scenario, but come on. This guy and his wife are totally suckling the teet of the gambling empire. Obviously this guy has skills as his car was better than mine or he got his pension before those became obsolete. And then there is the question of what the hell is Keno anyway? I know it's some kind of lame gambling game that is sort of like bingo, but with shiny buttons or lights. Dunno. So Mr. Keno, this blog's for you and your addiction.

doppelgänger advertising bust

so I'm unemployed which is code for i watch too much t.v. now. but i have noticed something strange and weird. all the cell phone companies have this weird little dancing dude in their ads and I'm appalled at their lack of creativity. lets show some evidence.

but the droid and all these other phone have this same little dude dancing on the cell phone all exited and it's not just sprint. i don't "like it like that" i like creativity and i really don't like cell phone ads for smart phones, but come on people. if you don't believe me, just watch the ads yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CshYg0Tc-7k&feature=related